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Wait A Minute-A Sexy Song :P

Tue, 26 Feb 2008 07:28:58 -0500

Wait A Minute-A Sexy Song :P

Really funny but gay.

Tue, 22 Jan 2008 08:33:23 -0500

Really funny but gay.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! my bday is on new years day

Tue, 01 Jan 2008 11:36:42 -0500

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! my bday is on new years day

thats my brother

Thu, 13 Dec 2007 20:43:54 -0500

thats my brother

Kosher boy—funny but sorta rasist….

Tue, 11 Dec 2007 19:37:43 -0500

Kosher boy—funny but sorta rasist….

Stewie gats drunk

Sun, 02 Dec 2007 13:48:17 -0500

Stewie gats drunk

Chuck norris!

Sun, 02 Dec 2007 13:31:20 -0500

Chuck norris!

Marry Poppins!

Sun, 02 Dec 2007 13:29:36 -0500

Marry Poppins!

Yo! check out my sexy guitar!

Tue, 28 Aug 2007 18:41:38 -0400

Yo! check out my sexy guitar!

really funny!

Tue, 17 Jul 2007 21:04:13 -0400

http://www.southparkzone.com/episode-vid-305.htm

really funny!

fighter lyrics

Sat, 09 Jun 2007 11:40:49 -0400

When I, thought I knew you
Thinking, that you were true
I guess I, I couldn’t trust
‘Cause your bluff time is up
‘Cause I’ve had enough
You were, there by my side
Always, down for the ride
But your, joy ride just came down in flames
‘Cause your greed sold me out of shame, mmhmm

After all of the stealing and cheating
You probably think that I hold resentment for you
But, uh uh, oh no, you’re wrong
‘Cause if it wasn’t for all that you tried to do
I wouldn’t know just how capable I am to pull through
So I wanna say thank you

‘Cause it makes me that much stronger
Makes me work a little bit harder
It makes me that much wiser
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
Makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter

Oh, ohh

Never, saw it coming
All of, your backstabbing
Just so, you could cash in
On a good thing before I realized your game
I heard, you’re going around
Playing, the victim now
But don’t, even begin
Feeling I’m the one to blame
‘Cause you dug your own grave, uh huh

After all of the fights and the lies
Yes you wanted to harm me but that won’t work anymore
Uh, no more, oh no, it’s over
‘Cause if it wasn’t for all of your torture
I wouldn’t know how to be this way now, and never back down
So I wanna say thank you

‘Cause it makes me that much stronger
Makes me work a little bit harder
Makes me that much wiser
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
It makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter

Date Rape

Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:12:00 -0400

Let me tell you about a girl I know,
had a drink about a hour ago.
Sitting in a corner by herself, in a bar in downtown Hell.

She heard a noise and she looked through the door.
And saw a man she’d never seen before.
Light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile.
Well, her heart raced as he walked in the door
And took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
“My brand new car is parked right outside. How’d ya like to go for a ride?”
And she said.”Wait a minute I have to think.”
He said, “That’s fine. May I please buy you a drink”
One drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his car
and they drove away someplace real far.

Now babe the time has come.
How’d ya like to have a little fun?
And she said.”If we could only please be on our way, I will not run.”

That’s when things got out of control.
She didn’t want to, he had his way.
She said, “Let’s Go”
He said, “No Way!”
Come on babe it’s your lucky day.
Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
Come on baby don’t be afraid,
if it wasn’t for date rape I’d never get laid.

He finished up and he started the car
He turned around and drove back to the bar.
He said.”Now baby don’t be sad, in my opinion you weren’t half-bad.”
She picked up a rock.,threw it at the car, hit him in the head, now he’s got a big scar.
Come on party people won’t you listen to me.
Date Rape Stylee.

The next day she went to her drawer, look up her local attorney at law,
went to the phone and filed the police report and then she took the guy’s ass to court.
Well, the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed, “She lies that little slut!”
The judge knew that he was full of shit and he gave him 25 years
And now his heart is filled with cheers.

One night in jail it was getting late.
He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed.
But the guards paid no attention to his cries.

That’s when things got out of control.
The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny.
But that’s the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can’t take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind.

But that’s the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can’t take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind.
DATE RAPE!

She didn’t want to [x4]
TAKE IT!

Bohmian Rapshody lip sing

Sun, 27 May 2007 14:00:58 -0400

Bohmian Rapshody lip sing

hes CRAZY!

Fri, 25 May 2007 21:24:31 -0400

hes CRAZY!

im just a kid

Fri, 25 May 2007 09:44:13 -0400

I woke up it was seven
Waited till eleven
Just to figure out that no one would call
I think ive got a lot of friends but I dont hear from them
Whats another night all alone?
When your spending everyday on your own

And here it goes

Chorus:
Im just a kid and life is a nightmare
Im just a kid I know that is not fair
Nobody cares
Cuz im alone and the world is having more fun than me

And maybe when the night is dead
Ill crawl into my bed
Staring at these four walls again
Ill try to think about the last time
I had a good time
Everyones got somewhere to go
And there gonna leave me here on my own

And here it goes

Chorus:
Im just a kid and life is a nightmare
Im just a kid I know that is not fair
Nobody cares
Cuz im alone and the world is having more fun than me

What the fuck is wrong with me dont fit in with anybody
How did this happen to me
Wide awake im bored and i cant fall asleep
And everynight is the worst night ever

Im just a kid
Im just a kid
Im just a kid
Im just a kid
Im just a kid

Chorus:
Im just a kid and life is a nightmare
Im just a kid i know that its not fair
Nobody cares cuz im alone and the world is
Nobody wants to be alone in the world

Im just a kid and life is a nightmare
Im just a kid i know that its not fair
Nobody cares cuz im alone and the world is
Nobody wants to be alone in the world
Nobody cares cuz im alone and the world is having more fun than me

Tonight im all alone
Tonight nobody cares
Tonight
Cuz im just a kid tonight

jordan

Fri, 25 May 2007 08:52:26 -0400

jordan

OMG sexy

Tue, 22 May 2007 20:14:45 -0400

OMG sexy

God danm white stripes!

Sun, 20 May 2007 12:15:11 -0400

God danm white stripes!

The best quiz

Sat, 19 May 2007 15:01:25 -0400

The best quiz

LOL so funny!

Wed, 16 May 2007 20:25:18 -0400

LOL so funny!